The Life and Times of Me
Thats not fair. NOT ONCE IN THE BIBLE DID ANYBODY MENTION HELPING THE POOR.

Thats not fair. NOT ONCE IN THE BIBLE DID ANYBODY MENTION HELPING THE POOR.

I wish they really did exist. We need them now.

I wish they really did exist. We need them now.

Finally, a reason to go to the symphony

Just in time for my birthday. Its the first year I actually want something.

Just in time for my birthday. Its the first year I actually want something.

I always cook with that good shit

I always cook with that good shit

Man Arrested For Eating 2-Day-Old Baby

Some super sweet game of thrones art from bosslogic

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When asked about a man I that a no you wouldn't ? Or have you thought about it? Have u ever done something with another man or woman while u have been with ur girl but she doesn't know?
Anonymous

I’d be lying if i said I hadn’t thought about it. Over the years i’ve gotten a few compliments from men on my butt. I even got a solicitation once. I was flattered, not offended. I politely declined. It wasn’t a dismissal because one sentence in some old book said so. Men just don’t do it for me on the same level that s&m or shaved women doesn’t do it for me. 

As far as doing something with another person? that’s a big fat no. fooling around is still cheating. and i have a zero tolerance policy on that issue. 

Awesome pics on b and L have u ever thought of pegging or been with a man?
Anonymous

Thanks for the compliment. As far as pegging goes. My girls has brought it up before. Though I think it was in jest. As for a man, probably not. We’ve both said that we’re a bit too jealous to be with anyone else man or woman (even in a threesome situation). But I won’t say never. I never thought I’d find a woman a awesome as the one I’ve got. I never thought I’d be posting myself having sex online. I never thought I’d be doing a lot of stuff, so who knows what the future will bring. 

portrait of my daughter. my love

portrait of my daughter. my love

Jesse Parent - “To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter”

I so agree with him in every way.

bandlafterdark issues

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A cop exaggerating????? Noooooooo 

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Happy Zombie Jesus day! 

Cherry Popped

As I mentioned in a previous post I wasn’t too keen about anal. My woman on the other hand… Well lets just say she was more open minded than I. I have, slowly but surely been opening up to the act. Well last night my lady had already determined that the time was now and she made her intentions clear. I was hitting that ass. As usual, the sex we had earlier that night was incredible (if a bit vampire movie, messy). That session had to be cut short due to the pestering of our children. You know, those brats always talk about wanting a brother or sister yet they are entirely too skilled at interrupting the process. 

After placating the kids and putting them to bed, we had more time to enjoy ourselves. My baby had read online that laying on your side would ease the insertion process. So we started out there. Using some old lube I had laying around, I greased up my fingers and went in. Now this isn’t the first time I’ve fingered someone’s ass (including my girl’s) but this is the first time I’ve fingered someone with the expressed purpose of preparing for intercourse. I didn’t realize just how exciting this was for me. I didn’t, but my penis did. I was leaking precum like i don’t know what. I mean alot. I wiped it off at one point and I swear that hand was wetter than the hand with the lube on it. As much as I was enjoying it, my lady was moaning in ecstasy as well. One finger gave way to two. But not three. So there wont be any bats or apples up in there anytime soon. 

Finally the moment of truth. Still laying on her side we positioned ourselves and I lubed up and went in. I started with a few shallow pokes, then I went in for the kill. It was actually easy. I guess between the position, and fingering, she was relaxed enough to where there were no issues. Once inside we both let out a sigh. Half relief. Half ecstasy. Once that was over, we got to work. Going at it. I was a few dozen strokes in before I took a moment to get a sense of what I was feeling. And that sense was good.

First and foremost, it was warm. Warmer than any pussy. Next was the feel. Unlike the line of muscles in the vagina, the only pressure you feel are from the sphincters. In despite my fears that they would be clamping down on my dick, in reality it felt quite nice. It was just the right amount of pressure. Kind of like a perfectly fitting cock ring. Not too tight. Not too lose.

After a few mins we changed positions to the more traditional doggy style. What a difference two inches make. Dick in the ass is a totally different from dick in pussy. The angle changes things dramatically. My dick is straight and isn’t very curvy so it’s far more comfortable being in her ass than having to kinda go down then arch back up to reach her pussy. After enjoying myself and getting in a few shots to mark the occasion, I re-lubed up (Thankfully we have good communication and she lest me know when things were getting uncomfortable for her) to went in it hard and fast. I’m talking straight pounding. It was so good for both of us. I was excited to cum in her that I didn’t even try to hold back to last longer. So I came. It wasn’t some ultra hard, blow your head off orgasm, but my eyes were in the back of my head. My girl got another surprise as my cum ran out of her ass and down her clit. She said it was warm… 

So I have officially had anal sex. And the verdict is…..  It has awaken the sleeping beast. This may have been my first time, but it won’t be my last.