can barely stop laughing to reblog this.
I know I’m from the south, but I’ve been known to try new things from time to time. Back in college, inspired by sailor moon, I made some curry. It was hot. Both times. I made some spaghetti from a squash one time. It actually wasn’t half bad. And recently, at the behest of my girl, I tried mediterranean food. Granted it was a gyro. The fast food burger of the area. But it’s something.
Now I’m looking to try something new again. I was never a big meat eater to begin with. I don’t like steak, or ribs, red fish, or shell fish. But now I’m really getting sick of the meat I do eat. Not to mention the cost. Getting two packs of meat is like $20 now. At this point I’m done with the big four (beef, fish, pork, poultry). It’s gotten so bad that today I found myself contemplating getting tofu. Now before you get to upset, let me assure you I won’t be quitting my job, start smoking weed and stop taking baths. And no I’m not gonna turn into some pretentious prick saying stuff like “I only eat organic, gluten free, non gmo, fair trade, locally sourced…” (had to stop myself before i slapped me). I just want to eat something different. So i look up tofu recipes. Son of piss. Can i get some “real” food recipes. I mean i get all the asain dishes. It is their staple (had it before rice) and they’ve had a few thousand years to come up with recipes. But its been mainstream in america for going on a hundred years now. In all that time, no one has come up with an american dish. I don’t want a soup with some gain in it from the middle east that poor people there wouldn’t even touch (yet its $15 a lbs at whole foods). I especially don’t want any of that ny or la “gourmet” crapola. And Man, does every tofu dish have to have peanuts in it. Can’t I just get a tofu spaghetti recipe. Or maybe tofu tacos. Tofu pizza anyone? Just something i’d eat. Not a tofu and peanut butter smoothie (that’s a real thing), or sesame in-crusted tofu with grilled asparagus in a spicy peanut sauce.
I guess its not gonna happen. So let me go stand in front of the fridge and stare aimlessly till I settle for some of the same ol crap.
I see from the fish signs outside the fast food joints that it’s lint. So happy holidays to all my catholic followers, and enjoy doing whatever it is you do
Women allowed on the front lines last year. Military budget cuts this year. Now i see why we need less fighters.
My baby started her internship at a Dr office today. I’m so proud of her. She’s worked hard in school and will be graduating at the top of her class. Acing nearly every test, much to the frustration of her classmates who studied their butts off, only to barely pass. But this was what she has always wanted to do. What she is good at doing. The information just came naturally to her. Even when she was young, she wanted to be a medical examiner or a mortician. What kid says that? The chooses i had as a kid was police officer, fireman, doctor, astronaut, or president. I never wanted to work in the medical field. Even as a kid i never picked dr. Too much gore and germs (now that im older, add confused, indigent old people to the list) Plus once she told me you needed to spell the medical words; i was done. I can’t spell. That’s why i would never have became a published writer if not for spell check.
Working two job and only getting paid for one, will be tough. With her hours cut back in her paying job, things are gonna get tight financially. Plus with her extra duties that will also mean less time for us. But as always I will be there to support her. (unless she brings home some plague germs, then its off to quarantine with her beautiful butt).
Difference Between a White Guy and Black Guy Breaking into a Car in LA
We’ll give you a hint: one is racist!
Racism. Keeping the streets safe since 1776